Awareness is the enemy of sanity
for once you hear the screaming, it never stops.
D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes




mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.



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asoiaf great houses - martell of dorne

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Dan Quintana is an artist that paints beautiful portraits with otherworldly compositions. He uses wood as his canvas for many of his paintings and also creates highly imaginative charcoal pieces.

Three siblings, a lucky number…and yet I am the last.

Funny comments in Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them 

  • (after getting in trouble)
  • McGonagall: What do you all have to say for yourselves?
  • Remus: I'm aware of the issue and apologise.
  • Sirius: The way we acted was barking mad.
  • James: I'm dearly sorry.
  • Peter: We will be squeaky clean from now on.

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